Season 1-Round 1, Battle 2

The second match of the season and here we have Shroob against Toad. Who will win? Earth or wherever those weird purple things came from?

Pre-Match
SLG: Okay, the producer, Kyokox was on the phone, he wants more than one viewer apparently.

Gina: Well I put up some posters in the mall, so we might get two.

SLG: He wants thousands.

Gina: ... crud. Well at least my friends made it.

SLG: I geuss...

Gina: Okay folk and/or folks, welcome to ALL-STARS BATTLES where today, an epic fight against planets breaks out.

Penny: I think you're overselling it a bit.

Gina: Yeah me too, In the red corner is Shroob #927, and in the blue corner is some Toad I found.

Toad: Why does my opponent have a ray gun?

Shroob: &#$(@^$ ^)*#$$@ %@?<:#. (It is an extension of fists, but in plasma form).

Toad: Okay then, this is how I die.

Gina: I'll be honest, Shroob is probably gonna win, with roughly an %80 chance by the looks of it.

Penny: No duh, he has a ray gun. Toad's done for.

Sexy Toadstar: Maybe I can serve corn dogs at the little guy's funeral.

Gina: Well too late to change anything, FIGHT!

Bell: DING!

Match
Gina: The combatants are each backing away and Shroob appears to be charging his ray gun.

Shroob: *%%## ^@$($^)$ @) (Don't give away my plan earthling)!

Toad: YIPES! *Runs around the ring wildly*

Shroob: *#%)$@ %#%= (Stay still)!

Shroob fires a bolt of plasma, which misses toad and creates a hole in the ring.

SLG: HEY! THAT'S EXPENSIVE STYROFOAM!

Toad: AAAAAAUGH!!! *Chrages into Shroob*

Shroob: #)&,:}'[*!%@# &#)<>, (Get off of me you carbon based life form)!

Gina: It seems they're playing tug of war for the ray gun at this, but Toad should be worried about how he's on the shooting end.

Toad: I am?

Shroob pulls the trigger, only to find he forgot to reload.

Shroob: ^%*& (Uh oh)

Shroob in a stroke of panic, manages to headbutt Toad, making the earthling let go of the blaster.

Toad: Oh no, oh no, oh no...

Shroob reloads as Toad runs to the corner.

Toad: Umm... HEY CORN DOG GUY! ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST PLEASE!

Sexy Toadstar: MY FIRST SALE! That'll be $3.99.

Toad throws the money at the vendor and takes his newly acquired 3 foot corn dog.

Shroob: ^^$@$) )^#$^%><,. %^?/ (Any last words)?

Toad: I don't know what you said, BUT EAT THIS!

Toad smacks Shroob with five pounds of whatever a corn dog is made of and knocks a suprised alien to the ground.

Shroob: ^_& (Ow...)

Gina: Toad uses the power of cholesterol to gain the upper hand, and he pins Shroob to the ground!

Penny: Oh boy, 1, 2, 3, 4...

Toad: Holy Mario I'm about to win!

Shroob: )&@@!%_!+-?"$$@* (WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLANET! HEEEEELP)!

Penny: 5, 6, 7...

Sexy Toadstar: I'm so getting demoted again.

Penny: 8, 9, 10!!!

TOAD WINS!!!

After-Match
Toad: I win!?! WHAT DO I WIN?!?

SLG: You get to face Wario in round two!

Toad: D:

Sexy Toadstar: Shy Lord, please don't demote me.

SLG: Are you kidding? We have 2,006 people watching! That's technically thousands!

Sexy Toadstar: So, I can be the announcer again?

SLG: Well no, we still need a corn dog guy, but you could make the predictions at the start of the match!

Sexy Toadstar: I'LL TAKE IT!

Reception
Meanwhile, at KTV Studios:

Kyokox: DANG IT! Why did I use a low number?

An intern enters the producer's office

Intern: What's wrong sir?

Kyokox: We're losing money off every episode of All-Stars and I can't cancel the show without "proper cause" because of a contract! Oh well, the contract says they have to meet my demands, I'll just make them impossible, and we can cancel the show.

Intern: So... did you want some coffee?

Kyokox: Hmm? Oh! Yeah yeah yeah!